If you drive like an idiot I have an idea for you- ride the bus. You know that big yellow thing. I’ll draw you a picture if that’s helpful.

You know who you are. And I’m not talking about being close to the line or a little slanted, everybody does that. But those of you that are such bad drivers there’s no possible way for me to park next to you, that’s a problem. Was your driving instructor blind? How did you pass the test? You’re a danger to society and all 1,600 people at North Harford who risk their lives everyday just by coming to school.

I’m not saying I’m the best driver, I make mistakes. Heck when I was first learning to drive I hit a gas pump. No joke, there was a dent and everything. I made my mom a ‘sorry I dented your car’ cake and card. I knew that I wasn’t ready to drive to school, I needed more practice. You apparently need someone to let you know how awful you are, and I’m more than willing to be that person.

Park in the Ag lot, where there’s not as much traffic, until you’re worthy enough of coming back to the front of the school where it’s more congested.

   ‘I was in a rush’ is not an excuse. You were so late you had to take up two parking spots and the curb? Well, you might as well take those maybe TEN SECONDS  to reverse and try again. You’ll be late anyway, so just embrace it.

I don’t understand why people think it’s less embarrassing to just leave your car like that instead of re-parking. What’s embarrassing is that you park as well as my toddler self in a Barbie Jeep (I didn’t have my license then though.)

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